As you all already know, we’re playing at home here in sweet, sweet Reno very soon. On Novemeber 4th as a matter of fact, thank you. You’ll find us hangin’ tuff with all our best friends in California based music collective SNAFU Family. You can find the poster below so don’t be lazy… keep on a scrollin’ and then move those buns back up here to keep reading through to the FAQ! We’ve been honing our chops and keeping it fresh on the DL lately. Chill, and PLEASE check out our friends, old and new: DLC Gallery in Elko, NV The Brewing Lair in Blairsden, CA. On to the the FAQ.
Q: What happened?
A: Haha ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Q: Why haven’t you been returning my emails/messages/calls?
A: Ummmmmm probably don’t care. This answer might hurt a little, but you come to failuremachine.com for the truth, not fake news.
Q: Where’s the rest of your band?
A: Zac is in Las Vegas. Harry’s married. We love them, we miss them. We couldn’t be happier for the two of them, and also we hope Zac gets fired and Harry gets divorced.
Q: Why are you playing Off Beat Music Festival? Shit sucks.
Q: What’s up with Gremfest 2018 ©™?
A: All we’re able to disclose without receiving severe corporal punishment from Gremfest 2018 ©™: The desert. A fleet of big ass vans. No cops/no hospital.
Love you. See you on the 4th (or else).